Senior-citizenship, according to The Guru

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The Guru caught the bus the other day, and upon flashing his Senior Citizen card at the surly bus driver, was delighted to find out his ticket would only cost $1.80.

“What a wonderful day,” he said to the driver as he bounced onto the bus. “It’s great being an old fucker, isn’t it?”

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